Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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