Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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