are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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