That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Too much gin, very little bucket
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I forget how to act sober
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