Say something about gay babies.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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