may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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