I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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