I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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