I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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