Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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