And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
The ass gains better be worth it
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