this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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