Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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