What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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