That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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