Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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