i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I came so hard my ears popped.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Randomize
