When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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