We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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