Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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