It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
i think i just lost a toe
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
