How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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