We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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