Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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