google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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