he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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