you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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