If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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