She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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