Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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