Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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