dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
