i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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