That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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