Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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