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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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