New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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