haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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