He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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