I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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