I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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