question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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