Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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