There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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