carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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