The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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