found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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