it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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