508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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