i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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