this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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