I wish i was in the wii world.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
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