gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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