Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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