dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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