before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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