I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize
